Musings of a Female Dandy

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

(Source: fussyneko, via kitty-it)

The Paradise on DVD

I might cry

i don’t know if it’s been realized or not

shutupandtakemetomordor-assbutt:

herecomeschaos:

But Christmas is on a Tuesday this year.

It’s going to be Christmas forever.

(Source: maattsmith, via sam-winchester-loves-salad)

agentbartowski:

ugh fuck my parents i asked for an apple and they got me some stupid fucking computer i am so frustrated how could they do this to me i just wanted a fucking apple i am starving jesus christ they cost like not even a dollar all they had to do was go to the fucking grocery store what the fuck happened

(via rescuepepperpotts)

• Mum: I don't see the difference between normal quality and HD
• Me:
• Me:
• Me:
• Me: You're not my mother